Ummmmm….that’s not “news”

There were several headlines on the internet today that all basically said the same thing….

“Pauls Abdul gets confused on ‘Idol’”.

News?  I think not.

There were several stories online Wednesday suggesting that Ms. Abdul might have been under the influence of controlled substances or some mystical libation.  May I go on the record as saying that such a suggestion is an insult to drugs and alcohol.